Erdbeer-Uhr's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Battle for the Portal Pt3]

OMFG,this ownz

Strawberryclock rocking Claymen is awesome done,music&animation almost perfect in this part.
PLus his stupidity and insanity we all know & love.

vote fifen

[TN - Amateur Hour p.1]

how weird...

weird,just weird.
how much crack are you guys smoking?
well,i never thought i would vote less than 4 on your movies,but now I`m voting 3 and and it even raises your score.How sad

Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

It's only sad if we tried

[Strawberry's Computer]

w00t

I never thought of TurdClock being such a perverted piece of shit.
But can Clocks die anyway?
YOu got your 5!!

TurdClock responds:

thanks for teh 5.

[HDD Problems]

that was cool

I love the clock crew.And this was the best submission of them for weeks.I vote 5 for this.

But:stream sound

[DarkWing Duck!!!]

8-Bit,but story?

I`m voting 2,because it didn`t make much sense 2 me.I mean,he is running,jumping,gets shot and blasts some black guys head.so?
The 8-Bit Style was ok though,so the 2 is fair i think

[CS_mansion]

all my five are belong to this!!

This was fucking nice.I don`t remember a picture of squall Leonhart beeing there,but otherwise,the dranwings of the mansion were really good.vote 5!

[Da kommt die Hero Turtles]

The song is hard to understand

Some of the things are hard to understand for non-germans since it`s most common german,so here are the lyrics:
"Hey jetzt kommen die Hero Turtles
Super starke Hero Turtles
Jeder kennt die Hero Turtles
Immer auf der Lauer.
Sie sind echt ein ultraheisses Team(na Logo)
Wenn sie gegen ANgst und Schrecken ziehen.(Ist doch ehrensache)
Und sieht es für dich mal finster aus,
Die Turtle-jungs holen dich da raus.
Jeder kennt die Hero Turtles.
Super starke Hero Turtles(Raphael kommt cool)
Michelangelo geht ran.
Leonardo kämpft nach Donatello`s Plan(auf die Schnelle,immer helle)
und wird es auch manchmal knapp,
die Turtle-jungs machen niemals schlapp.
Hey jetzt kommen die Hero Turtles,
jeder kennt die Hero Turtles
mega starke Hero Turtles
Immer auf der Lauer(und immer etwas schlauer)

Translation(pretty free):
"Hey,here come the hero turtles,
super-strong hero turtles
everyone knows the hero turtles
always on alert.
they really are an ultra-hot team(for sure)
when they go against fear and trembeling(It`s a question of honor)
and when things look pretty bad for you
the Turtle-guys will get you out.
Everyone knows the Hero Turtles
super-strong Hero Turtles (Raphael comes cool)
Michelangelo takes it on.
Leonardo follows Donatello`s plan(always in time,always clever)
and though it sometimes gets close,
the Turtle-guys never give up.
Hey here come the Hero Turtles
super-strong Hero Turtles
everyone knows the Hero Turtles
Always on alert(and always a bit more clever)

[mystery movie]

finey,but liked your other one better

in case you really don`t know,foamy is that quick-talking-squirrel from the Goth-chick movies

[Scary Movie (MH)]

hey,n1ce

I liked that movie.But it is not Samara PBJ takes out of the well,is it?

Midevil917 responds:

No its not, Samara sucks PBJ into the well, then when that black shit comes out it sucks everybody into the well. Then they are all murdered in the well.

[WW3 - The Fourth Reich]

what was for anyway?

Oh i see,your very smart.Instead of making a good movie,u make a fuckin stupid one,but show Nazis!!
Everyone hates Nazis,so show Nazis to get them splattered in a Sequel!
Sorry,but the question is "What was it about?"